(via wounderful)
Cluck Cluck Cluck
little girl; mother why does your son go cluck cluck cluck?
mother; because he thinks he is a chicken
little girl; why don’t you tell him hes not a chicken
mother; because we need eggs
Shut Up
a boys name is shut up. his teacher asked him his name and he said “shut up”
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Kangaroo Jumped
did you know that if a kangaroo jumped off a building thay will survive true or false
it is false.
Pig Says
what did the pig says to the pig?
I whill pig you at the right time just you wait
Explain The Joke
what did the egg say to the other egg?
have a eggsellent day.
i hope you laugh out loud and tell your friends this joke. if your friends dont get the joke explain the joke. IT WILL BE FUNNY
i summoned a genie and hes got a monster horsecock
A flock of eagles descended on the Safeway parking lot last week, prompting police intervention.
Public Safety Director Jamie Sunderland says several people called in short succession on Thursday afternoon to report the melee.
Sunderland: “One of our officers went over there and there were 40 eagles sitting on, in and around several vehicles in the area.”
Sunderland says the eagles were feasting on garbage bags of fish product in the bed of a pickup truck.
BIRDEMIC
